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Jul 28 2018 7:23 pm

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beeth0ven:

illiterate dairy maid in 1750, hundreds of years before germ theory was even thought of: because of my exposure to cowpox, im immune to smallpox. if we expose people to cowpox, they won’t die of smallpox

upper middle class college educated mother with internet living in the year of our lord 2018: vaccines are the devils handiwork and a conspiracy i’d rather my child die of polio than be the autism

(via confirmance)

Jun 20 2018 8:36 am

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girthakitt:

one time a white student from the university in my home town was talking to a student that came from africa to study and said “wow growing up in africa must have been so tough for you” and he just replied “my family could buy you” and walked away

(via confirmance)

Apr 9 2018 5:10 pm

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Oct 15 2017 5:41 pm

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Oct 8 2017 3:25 pm

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methfall:

2-shane-s:

Date someone who will date you

Need me a freak like that

(via confirmance)

Oct 8 2017 3:23 pm

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ruinedchildhood:

This could be us..

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Oct 8 2017 3:23 pm

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ruinedchildhood:

but you playin.

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Oct 8 2017 8:47 am

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Me: I just got stabbed I'm bleeding everywhere call an ambulance
Guy: Awh :( that sucks! I wish I could be there to cuddle with you

Oct 1 2017 5:46 am

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Oct 1 2017 5:43 am

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